Poopoo peepee, Sleep, Awkward and Education: Safe bet

Safe bet

By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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jonny201 11

Monday 2 May 2016 23:03

On the bright side, it made for a creative username

princesskammm 20

Monday 2 May 2016 22:59

There are definitely better ways to stay awake..

Comments

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:46

Id make a urine joke but it's piss-poor

mariri9206 32

Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:55

Whelp, time to switch schools, OP.

ABlindMan 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:43

Yeah, that's a completely rational and logical decision.

cheesecake12 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 4:03

Eat an apple before class. it should help keep you up

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 3 May 2016 6:56

Actually, digestion uses oxygen, meaning that the body has to reroute some of the oxygen that goes to other functions (like the brain) in order to break down the food. So it could make the sleepiness worse, or simply make it where OP is awake but too tired to process the lesson.

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 4:22

Why do you always fall asleep in class? Maybe you need to adjust your personal life and schedule to improve your sleep patterns.

igg125 30

Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:49

Drop that class.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 3 May 2016 6:58

Sounds like you know when to not schedule classes for next year. In the meantime, depending on if it is a lecture class only, or a video-audio combination teaching method, buy or rent either a tape recorder or camera and start it at the beginning of the lesson. Or see if the school loans them out.

sempisaviour 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 7:18

LOL

greg97_fml 6

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:10

While I will agree that it was your fault, you were just trying to stay awake. That is a problem I have been tryyng to solve for a wile.

Gatashablan 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:15

I would empty my bladder and sleep in class. It's better to listen your body and change your lifestyle if you lack sleep. Sometimes you can't do anything because the teaching method is boring and not suited to you.