Rules and regulations

By backseatbusted - 21/05/2013 16:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
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GemmaStyles 14

What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?

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Pleonasm 35

Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.

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maximus_prime 24

I guess they made a big boo boo by getting busted by the cops.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

well your caught, might as well finish up before you too are arrested.

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Iloveyoualexis 7

He's so cheap he can't get a hotel room? Maybe you should reconsider your man lol.

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michaelm1290 23

I'm sorry, but getting a hotel room just to get "intimate" seems a bit excessive

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Danielle7994 18

34, Don't you think that's a pret-ty shallow thing to say?

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Zebediabolical 39

She's so cheap she can't get a hotel room? Maybe he should reconsider OP. That was sarcasm. This isn't. It's a two way street, she can also kick in some loot.

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Danielle7994 18

Exactly 42! She shouldn't have to rely on her boyfriend to pay for a room that they're both spending time in.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Not everyone dates people for their money.

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Capriccio22 13

Had to re read this one, at first I thought your mum was in the car with you. Thank god for the 'later' is all I can say!

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worldclassrager 39

Car is okie...just better with tinted windows...you're better off at his house...

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Callilah 13

Maybe you should have gone to his house??

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KCLASSEH 8

Go to a hotel. Don't feel bad everyone has done it in the car at one point in their lives.

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Enslaved 36

I think mom's just telling you to be more discreet in your sexual escapades. She doesn't need to know about it and the neighbours and cops don't need to know about it. :P

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amypr 20

YDI, YDI, YDI. There's no need to screw in a public area - if you want to so badly, save up and get a place of your own. Nothing in here says "FYL" in the least.

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