Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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DEXter501 0

... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.

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JosieBongs 0

Could have been worse. He could've put you over his shoulder, your face could've been in his ass, and he could've farted.

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JosieBongs 0

Could have been worse. He could've put you over his shoulder, your face could've been in his ass, and he could've farted.

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ken12317 7

ouch at least he tried..............by the way how did the comments sway to Texas

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Pinkskullsblackb 0

Awww! He sounds sweet, he tries for u :)

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danceforever51 4

At least he's strong

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cantWin19 8

Well at least he tried ahah :) hope you're okay though

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