School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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You deserved it 42 233

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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You deserved it 52 872

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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You deserved it 6 594

By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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You deserved it 37 561

By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

By angry asthmatic - 22/12/2018 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML

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You deserved it 226

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 124

By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

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mmonroe_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

lesbee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:34

Oh that sucks..

rihannalover 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:39

you said chemestry, and your nicknake is tramatized. oh my god.

nuttinick 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:49

You're an idiot. You can't even spell chemistry correctly.

themaintroll 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:50

YDI for going to school

GhettoToaster 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:07

Grammar Nazi alert

cynthialauren 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:14

lol

Tashaxox 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:14

haha oh wow! maybe they'll share the storage room with you as long as you keep their dirty little secret

chris_e81 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:14

No they didn't O.o

Tashaxox 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:16

oh yes they di-id

devildog_angel23 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:17

lol, "chemestry." ydi.

morneuroloke 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:19

Well if you weren't such a **** this never would have happened AND you'd be able to spell "chemistry" and "traumatized." YDI 100%

arichan_fml 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 13:55

agreed

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Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML

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Today, as a Uber driver, a passenger requested a ride at 5:30 a.m. so he could go a half block to the McDonald's drive thru and back. FML

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Today, I uploaded a video to YouTube. I have around 20k subscribers, so I'm not a huge deal. I used a "fail" sound effect. I just got an email from YouTube saying that I got a copyright strike. They told me that it was the 4-second sound effect. They copyrighted 4 seconds of my video. FML

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Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thinks he’s having a sexuality crisis because I convinced him to let me stick a finger up his rear-end and he orgasmed so hard that now he’s worried he might be gay without knowing it. I love him, but God he’s hard work sometimes. FML

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Riverdale

Same thing different taste

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