Crisis management

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 10:00

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Today, my boyfriend thinks he’s having a sexuality crisis because I convinced him to let me stick a finger up his rear-end and he orgasmed so hard that now he’s worried he might be gay without knowing it. I love him, but God he’s hard work sometimes. FML
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cacheson 41

Sounds like it’s time to give him some literature on the prostate.

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Brightside86 30

Set him up with a grinder account. Getting sent surprise dick pics throughout the day should solve that mystery real quick.

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cacheson 41

Sounds like it’s time to give him some literature on the prostate.

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RichardPencil 30

Get a strap-on. If he likes it, you might have to send him away to be his authentic self.

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1known 30

If he likes it, they will have a great sex life. Don’t be like him thinking that homosexuality is related to a sex position.

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Brightside86 30

Set him up with a grinder account. Getting sent surprise dick pics throughout the day should solve that mystery real quick.

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1known 30

Having an ****** because he had a finger up his butt has nothing to do with being gay or not. Homosexuality is being attracted by person of the same sex, not about what sex act we enjoy. Wake up we’re in 2022!

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legalgravethief 8

Prostate play doesn’t make you gay! It’s fun though if done right also kudos to you for doing it, so many women don’t like it, because they think you’re gay if you suggest it haha

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Dirtysalamander1 13

why are you putting his private life on here?

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MeganBPD 4

Why does it matter? Can you identify this woman, username “Anonymous”, or her husband? Maybe it’s just that you’re having the same sexuality crisis as Anonymous’s husband. You doth protest too much, methinks. 🤭

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eellik 10

This is why you don't talk people into doing things they don't want to.

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Ruairi the red 7

He's got a point

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

My question is, why would you WANT to do that? Gross! I guess to each their own but... just saying, I had a boyfriend who made me do that to him (his idea, not mine), and years after we broke up, he underwent a sex change and is now a woman.

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