School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

By angry asthmatic - 22/12/2018 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML

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You deserved it 226

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 124

By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

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mmonroe_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

lesbee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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frenchfry7292 0

Friday 25 December 2009 23:06

Kids really do that at school. I hooked up with someone In the school restroom.

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:13

I would never be able to look at my teachers the same way again

green2go 14

Friday 22 January 2010 2:18

can any one say blackmail if u tell there boss they will be fired and have charges pressed on them

rwac07 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:00

what a *****. as if u would put out at school.

bbircymme 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:43

didn't that happen in Mean Girls? hm

budster1993 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:07

hahaha what funny is that it sounds like the teacher want to screw each other as well in the closet ! foursome anyone???

varkey 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:58

idiots

EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

Monday 13 December 2010 3:57

they must have chemestry don't be so dramatic

carmilla15 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:34

this is probably fake, but think before you be a *****.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 10 June 2011 0:22

Hahaha.

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Riverdale

Same thing different taste

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