Reasoning

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
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raphanne_fml 33

Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

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Wolvander88 19

Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

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cBlackout 13

OP, I'm sure I'm not the first one to break this to you, but your ex boyfriend is an idiot worthy of the Billy Madison treatment.

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photoquilty 6

Or that's the reason he gave you, but there's something else going on. Regardless, you're better off without this particular guy!

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ambitiousnygrl 17

haha! I think his name is Dumber! But OP you have to admit that's some coincidence!

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buckdharma 36

Chin up op. Maybe you can date his brother from another mother.

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andiw 6

My opinion... He doesn't want to buy you anything for valentines day! Typical guy move!

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BlackPhenom 9

Call it a hunch but I think you're better off.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

What an asshole, abandoning his twin sister! Seriously OP, lucky you didn't have kids with him.

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KareBear7364 5

that sucks :/ having the same bday with a significant other would be so romantic. too bad he didn't see it that way...sorry op

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