Self love

By why - 28/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Brookline

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Today, I broke my leg. It's bad enough on its own, but I secretly have a fetish for casts and crutches. I'm constantly turned on and it's driving me crazy. Six weeks to go. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

Could be worse. At least you're not turned on by clowns. We don't need any more Juggalos, thank you.

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Justkidding100 41

at least now you have the crutches for the bedroom later?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Could be worse. At least you're not turned on by clowns. We don't need any more Juggalos, thank you.

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Justkidding100 41

at least now you have the crutches for the bedroom later?

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FluffythePink 19

Bulk buy lube and make the most of it? It's pretty much all you can do. 🤷

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tiptoppc 19

There are worse fetishes. I’d know. Mine is something so common, it’s unavoidable at all. But still, gotta laugh through it. Take it from someone who turned their entire left leg into bone soup from a skydiving accident

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Kind of a weird fetish to have, but... your leg is broken but your hands aren't. So you can have some fun by yourself. ;)

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FuhQ 2

Where you at? I've broken 29 bones and know all about casts

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