Love, Health and Music: Rain check?

Rain check?

By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By SteveBassist - 27/03/2018 15:00

Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By failedmusician - 03/06/2009 10:06 - New Zealand

Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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Rock on!

By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By CircleBruise - 08/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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anthonydpalm 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

Elban 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:55

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

Comments

Kaalschneid 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:47

take it easy on new strings! I've been playing for nearly a decade and never had that happen. also, tune to the side your guitar, don't face to face the headstock. as long as the strings are in the saddle and ridges, it'll tune fine, and this will never happen again.

memestasquaper 10

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:49

Ydi for being a guitar guy

jtsmommy 11

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:01

Tell her what happened, then take turns coming up with pirate names, jokes and puns! It'd be fun!

thinlinetele 11

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:25

So how'd the date go?

Egtat216 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:53

She didn't stop laughing for five minutes one I told her the story and she kept going "argh" throughout the meal. When it was done I walked her home and she said "I've got my eye on you" and she laughed so loud I herd it through her house door.

tinkerbellflips 3

Sunday 31 July 2016 2:35

Reading this made me so happy. You'll always have something to laugh about together!

donutcallmethat 16

Monday 1 August 2016 5:23

That's awesome.

Atlas1960 16

Tuesday 2 August 2016 11:22

That's great OP! Glad everything worked out

bobsanction 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:27

At least you'll have something interesting to talk about.

killadawg67 2

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:18

is that you kakashi Sensai?

Kataphrakt 16

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:44

Better hope she's into Nick Fury

dave__609 10

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:36

you have something to start a conversation about. If she makes that injury change her opinion of you, she's a bitch.

graphicstyle7 17

Sunday 31 July 2016 2:07

Are you kidding me? Eye patches are sexy and mysterious. Especially if you get one suffering for art. If she has any poetry in her soul, it will be a plus, not a minus.