Awkward and Swimming pool: Public freakout time - FML

Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/11/2021 11:00

Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

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kwchambers92 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:52

imagine explaining that one. awkward

salvorican 24

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:55

You should have winked at them ;)

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bannedforlife 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:16

That's why you follow the gym's rules turn off your ******* phone in the locker room. Asshole.

Docbee 11

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:24

isnt it a pool lockeroom?

e077 15

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:42

its a pool so they don't have thos rules and chill out.

keyboo 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:19

since when did a pool locker room become a movie theater???

SadinSherman 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:24

Did the people beat you up?

dancewaterdisco 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:26

haha:)

iLoveBoobies21 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:27

Good luck explaining that.

ghetto_bootygrl 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:33

hahahaahaaa! this is the best fml ever!

klafoe16 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:25

haha thtsucks

jbello43 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:33

yo that is some funny shit lmao

candys123 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:01

lol that sucks!

baseballlegitly0 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:50

let them look at ur photo history

mamadi_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:01

I thought this only happens in movies. Hahahahaha!!

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