Pros and cons

By blahblah - 14/12/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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White_Fury 0

YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

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Waffcakes 0

dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog. Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

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CasiLG 17

Break up anyway and take the dog. Do what ever you need to do to feel safe and happy even if it may mean leaving the dog.

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DakotaCat 4

Is it your dog or his? If it's his just leave and fuggedaboutit!

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mrmerino 0

no. just, no. you're what I hate in women.

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schoolsuck 8

get a new dog or kick him either one works

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underpaid011 0

dogs = free. the nearest animal shelter is full of dogs. ditch the butt-head, and adopt a homeless dog facing death by lethal injection.

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loveyouall81 2

and that's why you are an idiot.

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NoFackYourLife 0

Oh, get over the ******* dog... there are a million of them out there looking for a home. You're stupid if you stay in a relationship because of a dog.

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JarheadX_fml 0

this is a job for captain obvious! helping idiots like you make obvious decisions across the world

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hatchetax 4

take the dog and run while he's at his dead-end job

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