Pros and cons

By blahblah - 14/12/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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White_Fury 0

YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

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Waffcakes 0

dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog. Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

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vreeves8101 0

this is a damn joke right! did you come on here and say this is why your life sucks, dumb ass

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mitchn60 6

Kiss 'em both goodbye and get a goldfish. Or ten...

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hkgirl89 8

just take the dog!! tell him the dog never loved him anyway!! lol

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kindlystfupls 0

so move out and take the dog while he's at his dead end job. problem solved!

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adam_zelyoni 0

37. - is a pretty damn wise guy. follow his advice and you should be fine ;-)

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kindlystfupls 0

seriously people, getting another dog is SO not the same as wanting the one you currently have. animals have different and unique personalities. more so than most people. (my dog never pretends to be emo cuz all his friends are doing it!) lol

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dan_117 0

Every single aspect of this is 100 percent your fault. If you're miserable, stop being such a female and break up with him. Just take the damn dog and leave

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