Pros and cons

By blahblah - 14/12/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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White_Fury 0

YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

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Waffcakes 0

dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog. Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

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deidre823 7

So get your own damn dog, retard.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

OP, who's fault is this? YOURS. YDI. You get no sympathy from me.

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Jossyve 0

I'm in the same condition. but I can't pay rent by my own FML

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underyourbreath 8

Are you kidding? You'd rather sleep with an ass than leave a dog?! That's ridiculous. Leave him, take the dog, and let him sue you for it.

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PhillyFox 0

Why did you date him in the first place if you don't find him attractive? There are/were plenty of opportunities for this to be avoided. It's only your fault for letting it carry on like this.

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Stepherrss 0

So you rather be with a guy who treats you like shit and you have no interest in what so ever rather than risking the dog? Grow up. Why are people on this website so stupid, they post the stupidest things. Grow some balls and dump the asshole instead of complaining to a website.

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Namenlos_fml 20

That is a HORRIBLE reason to stay with someone!

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entwined 0

I'm kinda in the same position as OP, but not because of a dog; because of freakin' awesome orgasms lol

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cmart822331 0

wait, what does his job have to do with anything? if he's.not attractive at all, how did u get into a relationship with him? staying with someone because of a dog is retarded! ydi

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