Praise the Lord

By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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Shawna_Leigh 0

Yeah. This post sould have been a MLIA.

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mola_mola 3

even weirder is that the guy christians love is jewish

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AlliBell 0

It's better than gettinng a dirty look from the priest everytime you go to church... Trust me

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breezyblue33 19

I tend to nod off during the homily, but I've never actually fallen asleep. :P

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CyberPunkTink 0

That's why I hate church. And organized religion.

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ryanisexy 5

How is this a FML and btw you deserve it for falling asleep in church

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newburton13 26

And what sort of cult are you a member of?

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greenie213 23

You should of woken up and pretended to be possessed.

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Krimzon 5

I snore...I am usualy just jabbed in the shoulder. :(

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