PRAISE THE LORD!

By cantgetup - 03/04/2011 04:10 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.

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Nimmrodel 11

When she climaxes does she shout praise the lord?

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zendaddy0 0

how did you find that out

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AceArctic 4

During it she's saying "Oh God!" at the end she says "Halleluia!"

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ThisGuyHere18 0

maybe that's not it, but instead OP only makes good love while listening to gospel.......?

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rebekahah 7

if it were me, I would feel really guilty having premarital sex while listening to gospel music. :/

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MrFancy 0

The power of Christ compels her!

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Nimmrodel 11

When she climaxes does she yell "oh praise the lord"?

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sarcasticbitch 7

maybe if she's christian and recognises sex without marriage as a sin than maybe she thinks that if gospel plays in the background the sin is neutralised?

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RinaRina 9

ipod in ger ears a d get in on :D easy solution! stop whining! some men can't even make theyr girls climax!

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xTrue25 0

FYL for even listening to that trash.

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MrChocolateburri 0

I would learn to love gospel music.

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BahahahLOL 0

Play her some OFWGKTA.

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rciccone 0

is that you in your pic?

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tulsafml 0

****.YES.****.YES.****.YES.****.YES :D

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atthegates 0

ur an idiot for posting an anagram that nobody understands....unless I'm the only one

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zombieekillah93 0

ur not alone

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rosha267 21

Well that's the name of the group but I never remember what it stands for

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BahahahLOL 0

atthegates, you can suck on deez nuts. Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.

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countryboyj17 0

oh.... i was gonna go with Only **** With Ghonerrhea Kill Twenty Apes

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braveblade74 0

It's Old ******* Women Get Kids To Assrape

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182crazyking 9

COMBO BREAKER!!! Play dubstep. Anybody can ****** to that.

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TylersBoo 0

162- haha that's funny(:

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TylersBoo 0

162- haha that's funny(:

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CaptainDoorknob 7

Yeah, I'd say you're the only one atthegates.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

#145 it's so he doesn't have to hear the gospel music and feel bad about doing the dirty to it, duh

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xTrue25 0

FYL for even listening to that trash.

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

it's not that bad, not my kind of music but it's kind of up lifting

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lldimeco 3

bitch **** you life. gospels not trash.

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Nimmrodel 11

Nut up or shut up, your having sex why are you complaining.

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Nimmrodel 11

Dammit I'm so ashamed I'll have to rethink my whole life now, or carry on as normal as I don't really care that much.

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ZRogg 3

And suddenly, she has perfect grammar!

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Nimmrodel 11

You got me I'll back down and hang my head in shame.

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Mr_Darkside 5

zombieland reference :3

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rocketeer_97 1

65- some people actually care. just give the people who correct grammar a break, geez.

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dbaldonado 0

your info about you, is verrrrrrry incorrect. maybe you should fix yourself before others(:

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WOGBRO 6

Buy heaps of albums it will make u have Christmas early this year.

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DiamondFinish 0

Hey she loves Jesus too can you blame her?

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valri3 0

Not really but people will still troll.

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Quyzl 0

You can't compete with Jesus, he was hung like this. (Spreads arms)

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T3P33_fml 0

I think it comes from her childhood, experiences with her priest...

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Justice4None 0

God that bear is creepy...

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manhands21 6

why do you think gorls shout " oh god" when doing it. you didn't think they were thinking about you, did you?

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Bekll 31

Even atheists have shouted "Oh god!" during sex and climax.

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