Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Policy of truth

Policy of truth

By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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Child brain

By AnatomyLecture - 22/01/2017 14:00

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Inappropriate question

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 13:59

Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 20:02

Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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PsychSwirl2012 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:30

What a Dick...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:34

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

Comments

samster7672 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:21

Lol that's happened to me too guys r more insecure than we r lol

akiahara 14

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:28

ridiculous... insecure to the bone.

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:46

Honestly, people who think penis size matters are hilarious... Seriously, you can have the largest dick in the world and not know what the **** you're doing. Those dudes in the pron vids just pumping away aren't actually studs amazing at sex, it's uncommon for a woman to be able to have a purely vaginal ****** without a vibrator. Just find her clit, you don't actually need a penis for that.

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:49

Also the OP's answer was diplomatic. What if she's had few previous sexual partners? It's entirely possible for her not to know what's "big" for a penis. Unless she spends a considerable amount of time looking at it, she won't remember how big it is exactly. Dudes are oversensitive about the size of their junk, just like bitches are about their weight.

russfml 31

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:07

Think of it like a guy saying no hunny you don't look fat in that dress vrs saying yea ur fat and need to diet. A guys ego for his penis is like you worrying about your weight is what I'm getting at.. Op

StephLovesYouuxo 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:41

Lol what a douche

cleio81 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:49

Men are very sensitive about their penis size. It's like if you asked if you were fat and he responded with "well, your not that fat."

desidude 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 5:08

Size does matter!

missmandaj 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 5:48

Okay that would be like you asking if your jeans made you looked fat and he said it doesn't matter how fat they make you look, I think your beautiful. The sentiment is there but you would be pissed.