Kids: Plug it

Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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keezybaby_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

YDI for keeping her on your back after she warned you why not just let her off, open the door and let her run for herself the rest of the way...

ladidadi 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

there is NO point in telling a kid to hold it. when a little kid says she has to go pee, she means RIGHT THEN. as soon as she told you she had to pee you should have put her down, because then she would have peed her pants or on the floor instead of your back, and you could have just changed her and gone on with your life.

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Art_Vandeley 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:17

Then go with her on the toliet. Little kids can`t hold it in like grown ups can. You suck at babysitting. You deseverd being peed on.

squeaksx24 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:24

Grosssss! FYL indeed.

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:27

that's kids for ya. i don't think it's really that they can't hold it in, but they wait to tell you until they absolutely can't hold it any longer. they don't want to stop doing whatever they're doing (and she was at the park, having fun) so they hold it then when it's in their interests, then let loose approximately one nanosecond after telling you.

equastriangirl 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:11

YDI if she said she had to pee than you take her off your back or run to the bathroom it isnt her fault that she is a little kid and couldnt hold it

failwhatwhat 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:44

hi dumbblonde...lets try spelling "carrying" instead of "caring", besides that, when a kids gotta go, let him/her go. period.

optex210 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:07

like everyone said, When Kids have to go, THEY HAVE TO GOOOO!!!

Epic_Fail_Sauce 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:36

Deserved for not letting her pee.

Applelover13 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:57

At the beggining when you said "little girl" i thought it said "girlfriend" so i was like WTFFFFFF!?!?!?!?

foryoublue94 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:29

#1, LOL.

kasha_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:32

Oho, poor little lady.. well, I'm sorry to say that you deserve it. I babysit pretty often and if a kiddo tells you they have to go pee, they're not saying it like an adult would (implying that sooner or later they would like to go to the bathroom) - they mean it right that minute. :P