Intimacy: Pleased to see me?

Pleased to see me?

By kappaomicron - 19/01/2010 23:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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Tell, don't show

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 10:07

Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML

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By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Tinker-Bell - 21/11/2008 03:41 - France

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your cock back in here right now!" A voice then replied : "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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yakturk43 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:19

win for saying wankerstick lol

bhangu023 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:26

ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air

Comments

maxxattack 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:32

so what? I'm sure she saw it a bajillion other times, or have you forgot she used to change your diaper and you used to suck on her *******?

mae18_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:36

mother- in- law

xdinasaurzxrawrx 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:14

@ maxxattack... he said mother IN LAW... meaning it wasn't his birth mom... meaning she never changed his diapers and he never sucked her ****......-.-"

RKftw 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:05

it wasn't his mother it was his mother-in-law

anonymous595 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:15

she mightv let him afterwards;-)

KaylieBieber13 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:40

mother IN LAW u dumb b!tch

Faded315 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 18:59

Funny how 7492649 ppl had to tell him Mother-in law lol

Bryan64_fml 5

Sunday 31 July 2016 23:34

He's probably some little kid doesn't fully understand how marriage works

breyahna12397 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:36

dummies he said mother in law dumb asses

Jiplo 18

Wednesday 24 April 2013 1:21

And HOW exactly does that make the situation any less awkward and embarrassing?

justmyluck1212 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:37

He definitely said "mother-in-law" doucher

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:39

Say hello to Mr. Happy...

KamilleBlack 3

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:43

YDI. Why do u guys always think it's okay to walk around the house in ur underwear. U see ur step mom is down stairs and u continue doing what ur doing like theres nothing wrong? This really pisses me off because my moms boyfriend would leave his bedroom without a shirt on! Like I don't want to see that! Ew!! I don't walk around in a bra and underwear when people are around so neither should u or any other guy in this world. jeez.

Dphilipson 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:36

guys and girls. girls can't walk around without a shirt. guys can. wow. eww?? are you serious?? watch tv once in a while you wanker-stick... notice all the guys with shirts off and all the girls with shirts on.

nudist 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:54

LOL at the prude Nudity isn't shameful. We are nudists and aren't embarrassed to be naked around each other.

megitts 0

Monday 19 April 2010 4:40

agree with number 16

maddehsaurr 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:16

it's his house and he's married. not a ydi.

tayyters 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:29

when its their own house they can if they want and if yr moms bf bugs u why dont u try sayn something to him its not a biggie in the first place but still easily handleable