FML : Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so...

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bummer - / Wednesday 25 November 2009 00:44 / United States

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By Phusion | 0

#687509 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 15:06

who the fuck drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?

By swartm34 | 0

#687296 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:48

Fuck your neighborhood

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By carson28 | 0

#687228 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:30

get Rick Roll'd!

cucuto89 | 0

#687921 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:05

YDI, women should not be driving

parallel | 0

#688168 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:42

eff off

xshadyshadow | 0

#991559 - Thursday 13 May 2010 4:57

27, the 50's called, they want their attitude back.

-__-

ronton | 4

#1246479 - Sunday 15 August 2010 17:09

hmm if only there was some way to notify the police of something from your own home... oh wait! it's a phone! dumbass.

sammyprosnit | 8

#1297202 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:51

swap batteries? or take the gas from on car and syphin it to the other.

sammyprosnit | 8

#1297211 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:54

syphon*

By Airch | 9

#687257 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 10:55

gutting mate. proper soul crushing. FYL =P

By Nissi | 17

#687260 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 10:59

I moderated this one, but it isn't written the same. She said her mom was in China or something..

By Luckster | 0

#687264 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:07

Damn...someone really hates you...either that or they're just an asshole.

By Laurasian | 0

#687265 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:07

Is it weird that this has totally happened to me too?
Except I couldn't get to work on time and got fired.
That was pretty lame.....but I know how you feel lol.