By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
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Phusion 0

who the **** drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?

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cucuto89 0

YDI, women should not be driving

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xshadyshadow 0

27, the 50's called, they want their attitude back. -__-

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ronton 4

hmm if only there was some way to notify the police of something from your own home... oh wait! it's a phone! dumbass.

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sammyprosnit 8

swap batteries? or take the gas from on car and syphin it to the other.

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Airch 9

gutting mate. proper soul crushing. FYL =P

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Nissi 17

I moderated this one, but it isn't written the same. She said her mom was in China or something..

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Luckster 0

Damn...someone really hates you...either that or they're just an asshole.

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Laurasian 0

Is it weird that this has totally happened to me too? Except I couldn't get to work on time and got fired. That was pretty lame.....but I know how you feel lol.

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premiermois 5

Probably Minneapolis then. That stuff would happen there. It's not nearly crowded enough much elsewhere in the state for that to happen.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

YDI for having a stuffed cow you sleep with to make the bad dreams go away. Moolinda won't help you now.

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