I'm assuming this was over the phone... otherwise how do you not recognize your man.. I would've made shit worse... but baby I didn't mean to cheat... your mom came on to me.....

Why would you want to pretend to be somebody who's apparently a liar and cheating bastard anyway?

Sounds like someone needs to pay a long overdue visit to the optometrist.

You may be on to something though. Break up sex with a stranger.

I'm surprised that you didn't instead try to find out more about the bf if he's truly your doppelgänger ... In your shoes, I would have liked to meet him and see the resemblance for myself ... That or you were just a practice target before she unleashed her wrath on the actual unsuspecting dude ... More likely the latter.

That was pathetic to read but I'm sure your full of crap & only posted something like that just to have something to post.

I'm sorry.. but for the OP... WIN.

Wow, still a better love story than Twilight, and damn man you need a life.

Ever heard of online dating websites?

Yeah. Imagine what happens when he next sees her, not realizing she thinks she's broken up with him. (Unless, of course, she meant this as a prank on you, rather than a demonstration that she can't recognize someone she considered her boyfriend.)