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By karen - 27/09/2019 14:00

Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML

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By The WelshDragon - 14/06/2022 22:00

Today, as it has been for nearly 60 years, my name is Karen. I’ve never once asked to speak to the manager. FML

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You deserved it 143

GET ME THE MANAGER

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 14:00

Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML

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You deserved it 116

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 15:00

Today, my new neighbour is totally a Karen, she has the sunglasses, the haircut and the outfits we all know so well, plus I can hear how she speaks to her husband and kids through the wall. I’m afraid to leave my house in case she introduces herself and immediately finds something to moan about. FML

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You deserved it 676

Fight club

By Anonymous - 12/07/2023 00:02

Today, I had the absolute pleasure of introducing my Karen boss to a Karen customer. The screaming lasted over an hour and I filmed the whole damn thing for laughs. She then docked my pay for not working for that hour, but damn was it worth it. FML

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You deserved it 694

Whipping boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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You deserved it 67

By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

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You deserved it 41 826

By NotTellingYouMyName - 28/11/2013 06:26 - United States - South Salem

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML

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You deserved it 3 614

Jumpy

By bunny - 12/10/2022 12:00

Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML

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You deserved it 184

Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 12:00

Today, according to a wild Karen, I shouldn’t be allowed to use a disabled bay because I don’t look disabled. I mean sure, I have a prosthetic leg, but I look "normal" so I’m not allowed. FML

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You deserved it 74

By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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You deserved it 12 689

bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 27 September 2019 16:16

You should definitely complain to the manager about this.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 27 September 2019 14:29

"Karen" as in an obnoxious, condescending, & self-entitled "Karen" (pseudonym) in many examples on Reddit???

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 27 September 2019 14:29

"Karen" as in an obnoxious, condescending, & self-entitled "Karen" (pseudonym) in many examples on Reddit???

kfchicken 31

Friday 27 September 2019 14:39

congratulations you've been immortalized! in the art from of out generation no less

bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 27 September 2019 16:16

You should definitely complain to the manager about this.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 September 2019 17:01

Shut up, Meg!

Sinshine 28

Friday 27 September 2019 17:37

Uhm... what?

JackWood 20

Friday 27 September 2019 19:27

Better than Dolt!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Saturday 28 September 2019 1:19

tbis is FML not FMN (f*** my name) keep up Jan

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Saturday 28 September 2019 9:39

My aunt’s name is Karen and she’s rad lol. Also this is stupid

toooldforthis 19

Saturday 28 September 2019 11:13

Yep, you can tell it's a Karen bc she's even complaining about her name

bosniangirl27 21

Monday 30 September 2019 22:40

Respect the drip Karen

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