Animals and Cats: Pissed

Pissed

By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 616

You deserved it 836

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Same thing different taste

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 7 125

You little git!

By My cat is a dick - 13/04/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML

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You deserved it 614

By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 534

You deserved it 2 197

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 476

You deserved it 29 784

By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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You deserved it 14 361

First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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You deserved it 8 207

By Oops - 07/01/2017 20:48 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I accidentally spilled red wine on my cat. She ran away and licked the wine off before I had a chance to clean her. My mother is deeply concerned our cat is dying. I'm trying to tell her to wait 24 hours before taking her to the vet's, simply because I think my cat is hung over. FML

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You deserved it 1 269

Chain reaction

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:30 - Australia

Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML

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You deserved it 1 120

By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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You deserved it 7 114

By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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You deserved it 668

CharlesEmersonW 31

Friday 24 August 2018 22:50

in your cat's defence, it must have been shocked to have her pet human scream at her :))

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 25 August 2018 8:24

On the bright side the carpet was a mess already with spilt wine.

Comments

weaboo 12

Friday 24 August 2018 22:33

YDI for yelling at a cat

CharlesEmersonW 31

Friday 24 August 2018 22:50

in your cat's defence, it must have been shocked to have her pet human scream at her :))

Akitakat 31

Friday 24 August 2018 23:01

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

ViviMage 38

Friday 24 August 2018 23:15

Time to oxyclean the carpet, the tablecloth, and your cat! I hope you like white cats!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 23:55

Break time is over. Back to work!!!

greenhound190 17

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:28

Cats are aweful

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:31

Must have been red wine. It doesn't pair well with fish.

hfnsjsnsjzns 18

Saturday 25 August 2018 6:26

Ive been holding my laugh while watching your FML..

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 25 August 2018 8:24

On the bright side the carpet was a mess already with spilt wine.

donb23 23

Saturday 25 August 2018 9:22

“Funny story about those two stains on the carpet....”

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