Intimacy: Picture game

Picture game

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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You deserved it 2 179

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Same thing different taste

By haggisbowl - 14/01/2012 06:52 - United States

I agree, your life sucks 32 099

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 431

You deserved it 19 781

The truth

By uglyallover - 20/09/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 414

You deserved it 4 453

By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 270

You deserved it 47 965

By Anonymous - 14/08/2016 06:16 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 310

You deserved it 1 830

By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 500

You deserved it 10 181

By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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You deserved it 6 111

Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 711

You deserved it 3 965

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 934

You deserved it 4 955

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 865

You deserved it 37 442

shortasiangirl 18

Sunday 1 December 2019 20:15

Did he say it had to be a picture of you? Respond with a photo of a untrimmed hedge!

Susan Yee 9

Sunday 1 December 2019 22:12

Send a picture of a word of yes or no. Duh.

Comments

shortasiangirl 18

Sunday 1 December 2019 20:15

Did he say it had to be a picture of you? Respond with a photo of a untrimmed hedge!

Helen Barrett 4

Sunday 1 December 2019 21:25

Send him a screenshot of a webpage explaining what a ****** is and he'll hopefully understand that you can't shave one! Or just dump the idiot. If he doesn't know what a ****** is do you really want him near yours?