Transportation, Weird, Harassment and Intimacy: Pervs, pervs everywhere

Pervs, pervs everywhere

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 10:33 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years-old. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By lissysue1 - 12/07/2012 19:23 - United States - Green Bay

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Saturday 11 August 2012 16:13

This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.

KiiwiiRox 6

Saturday 11 August 2012 16:15

I hope you punched him right after. That's sick and wrong...

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Briiyahh 7

Saturday 11 August 2012 23:15

I hope you punched him in his eyes right?

Zackly 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 23:38

I'm down here, brah.

Fuzzidio 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 23:57

Sexual assault charges???

hateevryone 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:01

I hope you hit his ass. That's nasty.

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:07

I'm sorry OP that is just truely disgusting. You should learn to cover your mouth when yawning from now on, especially if you are in a public place.

blondecat 6

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:14

It woulda been funny if u bit down really hard and fast after yawning, his tongue…

snippit 18

Sunday 12 August 2012 2:20

Put your hand over your mouth maybe??

I_lost_the_game 25

Sunday 12 August 2012 3:06

I feel like you made your FML account entirely for that comment, since this is your first comment.

Pandasaurus 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 3:11

that's just..ew :/

savyk2014 6

Sunday 12 August 2012 3:30

That sucks for several different reasons! Lol

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Pervs, pervs everywhere

Same thing different taste

First time?

A little extra

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