Pervs, pervs everywhere

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 10:33 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years-old. FML
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This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.

KiiwiiRox 6

I hope you punched him right after. That's sick and wrong...

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noisebox 1

That's pretty close to a sexual assault, you should have smacked him in the balls right after, ...

This is why you should cover your mouth when you yawn or cough.

Well... At least you'll have the most exciting first kiss story out of all of your friends :)

There are so many FMLs here I don't know where to begin. So sorry OP. :(

rockinroyalty 0

What you couldn't cover your mouth? YDI

leahmae88 7

Comment #1: Reading this made me yawn. Comment #2: Be happy that's all he stuck in your mouth!

21 and never been kissed before that? Oh, man..

alexiscalifornia 0