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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 01:32 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles from fatigue. FML
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WinterChild 20

Should have said "Oh I'm sorry, does it remind you of that story I wasn't suppose to tell grandma about?"

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A07 48

You should've said "Ofcourse you'd know all about them" when he said that

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ericp96 10

No disrespect intended but your asshole of a grandpa should be ashamed of himself for knowing what one looks like in the first place

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GrumpyGrinch 23

And what if it was a makeup? Family or no family, nobody has the right to insult you! More if its just a different taste in color.

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oldsaltydawg 12

maybe it's time for you to stop doing drugs

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feliciaheartu 21

Although his your grandpa there is a fine line between constructive criticism and insulting. Also why not stand up for yourself? Why respect him when he doesn't respect you?

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jvanevery 19

my daughter in law had the same problem she had permanent dark circles under her eyes so sometimes she looked awful and when she put on makeup they disappeared

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Levant7552 9

ya sure it had nothing to do with your skimpy and/or tight clothes as well?

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rederis 4

last i checked, she didn't write ANYTHING about her clothes

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lavapants 15

The old man is a dick, tell him that is wrinkles make him look like a pug.

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JebMcdeber 11

Well I hope he dies soon. Sounds like a shit person. And have you seen a doctor about that?

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