Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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mama2b3 20

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

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Pentium_4 27

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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phantumgrey 6

Benebus= forever alone

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

No wonder you're a virgin :| you say that it's unfortunate that the girls could swallow semen and pubic hairs, but believe it or not, some people actually find that a turn-on. Also, if you've never experienced it, don't go around spouting nonsense about how gross it is, because you're wrong.

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enjoymt 0

U should go have sex with other girls then tell her that ur not cheating on her ur trying to make the other girl happy

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quite_bored 9

Hello everybody and welcome to the troll petting zoo. May I interest you in some treats to feed the troll?

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SighOfTheWorld 7

I think she knows it's cheating. It's just a very lame, desperate excuse to cover herself. It's an insult to your intelligence and a second slap in the face after the cheating instance.

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