Animals: Ouch

Ouch

By Teylot - 28/06/2009 21:30 - Canada

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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You deserved it 549

Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 836

Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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You deserved it 114

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 1 166

Phones are bad for you

By Katie - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Basehor

Today, I was laying in bed, scrolling through my phone, when my cat swatted my phone out of my hand. It hit me in the face and popped a pimple, which is now bleeding. FML

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You deserved it 164

junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:31

Be gentle with cats. You piss em off, you suffer. It's a way of life.

umbilicalbiotch 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:58

Im sorry for your loss. Every bowl counts

Comments

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:14

Um alright image this, cat haters, you're sleeping on this big pink think you trust when all of a sudden you are dowsed with freezing milk and soggy flakes of cereal all over your nice clean self. Your claws come out automatically as defense (it's a reaction and your brain isn't ben directly involved) and you leap up. Typically your going to scratch by accident or on purpose. Duh! And @3 ... The OP was probably in some kind of relaxed position (feet up, leaning back, etc) and brought the bowl to their face while reading a text, cracked up, forgot about the bowl and just dropped it on the cat. Wham! - Personal exp I do this all the time except not on my cat

yesleknikki 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:21

it's ok that's what my cat and my friends cat does to me ALL the time. you look back on this and laugh

p89hg69 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:28

are you insane or something? pet should BY NO MEANS harm the keeper, that's sick

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:20

whats with all the douchey cat haters? cats are way better than stupid annoying dogs. cats are low maintenance, dont jump on you, dont slobber/lick you obnoxiously, and dont bark. (not true to all dogs, just the majority.)

blueslushy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:56

umm...cats dont jump on you? They most certainly do!

purplesucker 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 14:31

Totally agree on all those reasons why cats are waaaaaaaay better than dogs. And in response to the OP: Ever thought of putting your cereal bowl down before you pick up a text? It's not that hard . . .