Ouch

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 498
You deserved it 10 310

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

If my ass-hair were long, I wouldn't brush it -- I'd get it shaved or waxed off. Not so much for the vanity, but to combat the dingleberry plague. I guess I'd miss the cushioning when I sit down, though ;(

Comments

I feel your pain, OP! I had one piercing that got ripped out TWICE in mosh pits. I also had my septum ring get snagged on a girl's necklace while while *******. Definitely not fun! ;(

Reason number 1 for skinheads being superior. That's it: only one reason.

oh god. thats so freaky. I totally freak out when i think of people ripping out other people's piercings during a fight. especially ear piercings. or nose piercings. man that would hurt. get well soon though. :)

mbouf 0

this happens quite often.. it doesn't hurt at all you catch the back piece on the comb and it pops out. I've done it so many times. this is not a FML unless it ripped the piercing right out of the ear and left your ear gashed and bleeding

Seanie 0

clipping a nipple ring on an i beam at work, also painful. back when my hair was long, the lady cuttin it caught my eyebrow ring with a comb. that sucked.

sexycountrygirl0 0

yeah I've gotten my belly piercing caught on alot of things! painful as hell!

Stepherrss 0

What the **** are you doing with your belly? I've had mine for 2 years and have not clipped it on anything once, clearly you people need to be more careful.

Ooh, I was hoping for a pericing related FML. I got my lobes done a few days ago and my left is a bit swollen and stiff- how paranoid should I be on a scale from 1- OMG! I'm dying!? (yes, I realise I asking for medical advice on an FML forum, but it's freaking miles to the doctors and it's cold out)

rockstardude 0

they swell for about a week just clean them and you'll be fine :)

Your earlobe is infected and the infection is spreading to your brain this very second. You will die within 2 hours. Sorry. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Haha doc, I love you're comment. How it ended was so perfect.