By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 January 2015 06:41 / United States - Suwanee
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By  HarleyBlues  |  24

Well, her voice does sound pretty erotic.

  Iceberg86300  |  13

Thought the same exact thing. HOPEFULLY the “when I break up with her” means he intends to do swiftly after making his escape plan, which I really hope doesn't include a gun. That's a recipe for spending the rest of your life in jail.

Probably 99.9% joking, but hey, this is FML. So some advice for the not so bright bulbs out there: NEVER buy a gun in preparation for a volatile situation when you can avoid physically putting yourself in said situation altogether. However, using this FML as example, if she's a gun nut then by all means go arm yourself, but still stay the hell away from her and use any means except a face to face for the breakup.


"I'm sorry, but I'm not that kind of assistant."

"There's no need for that."

"Now, now."

What iOS version do you have? Either you're a liar, or my game with electronics is shot to hell.

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