Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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bladelix3 1

your sister was the stripper to jump. out of the cake I bet.

alexis1997 0

ya she was the striper

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devendra_fml 0

is the whole world retarded or something?!

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

#1, #2, and #5 are all RETARDED. This is an epic FML. Hilarious and original. Favorite.

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JulzKay 0

... Are your PARENTS brother and sister? Did they have this FML happen to them, and roll with it anyways? =S

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deafgirlwalking 0

no no no mate, *slow clap*

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catiap 0

that's exactly what I was thoinking.......good 1

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michael32123 0

I had the same happen.... with your mom!! Zing!

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nothingbutnet003 0

at least it wasn't like that family guy scene. OH GOD.... COCONUT

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lindsaylu98 0

no one guessed that... jeez kinda obvi!!!

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beccartist 1

this doesn't make sense! was ur sister the stripper ther... cuz that's disturbing.

flawedgenius 6

no. what would be disturbing is if you were turned on by it

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LightWater 0

^^^ This response. It's also really sad that both number 1 and 2 are equally stupid.

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stibbons_fml 0

It's upsetting that I can only thumb this down once.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

@#75 Refresh the page and you can thumb it down again. Much more satisfying in cases of epic stupidity like that. :D

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tinetine_fml 0

This does not make sense.

anjyu22 0

I see this would make a good question on one of those reading comprehension exams.

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CyclonePsycho 1

Fmylife.com should be one big reading comprehension test.

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MissNicky_fml 0

His sister was the stripper

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Life_is_FML 22

Stupidity. Do I have to spell it out for you? Really? My 3 year old cousin could've gotten that. " FML; now a comprehension test" Btw, you failed it.

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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wow you're the first person to understand! Thumbs up to you! (no sarcasm..the people above you are just really stupid and don't understand)

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spoo 24

Part of me is thinking.... hey sis, you need to introduce me to some of your co-worker friends :)

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MrsDruidess 23

I personally don't think OP has any right to be upset that his sister is a striper, upset that she was the one in the cake yes, but its hypocritical to want a striper and be upset that your sister is one. Just a thought.

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TripleJumpMan 0

what the **** kind of girl would want to have a stripper jump out of a cake?

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R0lling_St0ner 0

uhhh lets think for a second shall we....hmmm what kinda girl would want another girl to strip for her??? oh I know a lesbian you moron

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Too bad a lesbian would hardly be named "Jon" and put in "male" as the gender. Moron.

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TallMist 32

#253 I'm a bisexual girl and I'd be pleasantly surprised to see a stripper in my cake. I wouldn't purposely hire a stripper myself, but I wouldn't complain if someone did that for me. That is, unless I really wanted a quiet day.

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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Mnemic 5

But didn't his sister recognize the address? o.O

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Sinisin2010 0

I doubt they were at their home. But it would be better if she gave him a lap dance before figuring it out.

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cradle6 13

Clever fml, funny. is it very plausible? I really doubt it. although it'd make a good sitcom episode.

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flawedgenius 6

Actually. I think it has been used in a sitcom. but cant remember what. Stand up routines have covered this. and definitely a film (one example being Erika Eleniak in "Under Siege") there are probably others.

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