By Anonymous / Friday 10 January 2014 02:45 / Sri Lanka
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By  ZackCraft11  |  15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  kurodansei  |  16

Needs Exclamation Points.

By  perdix  |  29

Did you not remember it was your sister's birthday?

It would be funny if your sister's birthday is in May, but people are happy to just come out and celebrate her awesomeness.

  shyeahh_fml  |  19

Haha that happened to my mom once. Her birthday is in December, but all of the family wasn't together until May (my oldest sister lives in France), so we had a surprise birthday party for her in May.
She was quite surprised.

By  perdix  |  29

What's worse is that the crowd sang a medley of Happy Birthday and Hit the Road, Jack topped off by

Na na na na,
Na na na na,
Hey, hey-ay,


Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML

By Dnamei / Tuesday 22 March 2016 14:17 / Belgium

Today, after getting back from a year-long world trip, I nearly fell on my knees and cried when I saw boxes of Twinkies at my local gas station. Finding out they were back was the highlight of the year. FML

By AwkwardPartyBear - / Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:27 / United States - Riverview
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