Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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NewJoisey 0

i would love to know where your sister works at(depending if shes hot[most strippers are]). and no I am not being a 'jackass' or a 'horndog' or whatever you little kiddies are gonna say that is negative towards me, like seriously grow up and stop insulting people whom you've never met on the INTERNET. anyways, **** your life indeed. however, you have a sick incest household now :x f your family's reputations life!

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Dude, after the idiocy of the comment you left, you don't need to worry, you've done enough to prove your own stupidity, no need for us people of the internet to insult you any further. LOL It's epic fail to be lame enough to be asking for that, but you had to add more and more to it. XD

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txgirl09 5

lol. Ouch. It's awkward-ly funny though.

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JazzProphet 0

That's... Exciting in a creepy way... ()_()

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NewJoisey 0

also @ azura94(#6) that's originally from new jersey, I hope you are from there or else you would be a theif! New Jersey invented awkward turtle. nuf said bruthas

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hedgehogs 0

I wish I had a videotape of that conversation. It really is funny as hell. I hope you get to where you can see that.

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erinlpx 0

I can totally see how this went down afterwards. "Uh, I won't tell Mom and Dad you're a stripper, and you don't tell anyone I ordered a stripper cake just for myself. Oh, and here's a twenty, but I'm not putting it in THERE."

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megan13_09 1

omg...this is no joke the best fml ever. i almost just died laughing! favorite! :)

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