By sericane - 04/03/2016 20:03 - United States - Pittsburgh

Spicy
Today, I delivered a pizza to a former coworker. He answered the door with his pants below his ass and his junk hanging out of his boxers. FML
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I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao

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Did you ask if he needed extra sausage?

I must admit, I only checked out the comments to see how many of them would be of the Meat-Lovers type. Wasn't disappointed that the first one referenced sausage. :)

It alright OP! He must have known it was you. Perhaps he was just trying to cheer you up.

#14 - You mean unless the two are dating. (I don't mean to suggest that OP and ass-guy are dating. I just thought 14's statement was incomplete, because my boyfriend can definitely cheer me up with some nudity).

cheshirecat13242 32

And now the question is: did he expect you to give you a special welcome or does he simply have no reserve?

Sounds like the intro to a really good porno!

What a visual! I'm still laughing!!

Sounds like he's hinting at wanting something more than a pizza.