Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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angela3825 1

I was always afraid that I would do that!! :0

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mollysticks 10

Ow, I had that a few years ago in sixth grade. So many eyedrops...

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jayisacooter 1

It's happened to many - so what exactly is your point?? Get over yourself!!!!! It will heal!!!!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Her cat head-butted(?) her and now she has a painful eye injury, and corneal abrasion can cause significant pain and discomfort. That's the point if the flipping FML and 'getting over it' is not that easy.

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mrtjawesome 14

nyan nyan nyan...

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warrior97 5

I had a corneal abrasion but not from being savagely mauled by the common domestic feline. The best thing to do is wash your eye out with water and wear sunglasses to keeps light out of your eyes. It should heal in a day or two.(:

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wlddog 14

Yet another reason dogs are better than cats.

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GothicAngel17 24

No, dogs get over excited and knock you down accidentally. Like when you're standing on stairs, for example, and you fall head first into the cement floor. It's happened to me and it's why I don't have dogs. Cats can't do that, can they?

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Honestly_Lainey 21

127- if you're just lingering on a flight of stairs with a cement floor at the bottom and you know you have a huge, hyper, untrained dog running around and you get knocked down, you definitely deserve it. Dogs are able to be properly trained and they come in various sizes. If you get the right dog for you, you dont have to worry about being pushed down the stairs. Duh.

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