Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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musicforever444 4

I was burnt in the center of the eye with a cigarette once... Healed in two days. You'll be fine

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pappuyarr 1

Thats why i hate cats, they do stupid stuff at wrong time

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Trisha_aus 15

I'm surprised no one bothered to include the Sheldon cooper reference..how does that go again? Soft kitty..warm kitty..little ball of **** I forget the rest..purr purr purr

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Scruffy618 0

It's this kind of stuff that makes me really glad that I'm a guy. No eyeliner, no high heels, no taking 3 hours to get ready to go anywhere.

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purplemonsta444 0

Stupid cat, see that's why everyone should have a dog

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Maht_fml 0

Ydi for having a cat

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gingerfly91 1

I thought you said cornmeal bacon. That would be a delicious outcome to this issue.

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