Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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wairdt 5

Cats are pure evil. :)

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Arrawyn 12

Cats are the most amazing companion ever! Crazy people these days...

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gurly98 13

Cats are beast man

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GothicAngel17 24

No, she's right, cats are evil :) they're just the cutest evil creatures with a knack for being con artists!

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hahauRrcool 0

It was just trying to give, you some love.

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Arrawyn 12

Curiosity did not kill the cat. It gave its owner a corneal abrasion.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

when my cat was a kitten she used to play with my eyelashes while I slept. I woke up in the midst of this once and got a scratched eye. I feel your pain op

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iheartstewie7 5

I HATE cats. They are evil I tell you! Thumb me down all you want cat lovers. Dogs FTW!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Nah man, Pokémon are more awesome. They have powers and most of them are ******* DRAGONS!

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iheartstewie7 5

Actually, you make a good point. AND, come to think of it, there's a Pokémon that looks like a Pomeranian called Eevee!! And it evolves into many things like Leafeon, Glaceon, Flareon, Jolteon, Vaporeon, Espeon....sorry , bit of a poké nerd :)

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TheMathMajor 26

I never understood why people feel the need to pick one pet over another. Dogs and cats both make wonderful companions.

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comeatmebroo6254 1

I'm sorry for the damage, hopefully you look fabulous anyway. :)

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EnterSandman_fml 20

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of Ted Nugent when I read this one. Damn, you edited lol.

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Consider yourself lucky. I know a lady who got scratched on the eye by her cat and now she's blind in her left eye...

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Blaqkeyeliner 6

Kitty is just jealous that OP likes me more. :D

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_lilla_valora_ 7

the cat was trying to tell you that you had enough makeup on

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MGW501 2

Cats are sh_t and p_ss machines. The most selfish domesticated animal known, and often reflective of their owners. You deserved it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh look, another e-thug who hates on the animals people choose and the pet owners themselves, and spreads conspicuous bullshit about them to express their hate. Let me guess, you're a dog owner?

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