Creepy idea, dude

By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 17:01

Today, I finally found a way to lesser the loneliness in my life. During at least one work or school zoom meeting a day, I "pin" a random female attendee's screen. That way, I can pretend we're staring into each others eyes the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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Working from home rules!

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 02:01

Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2016 20:23 - United States

Today, I met a girl who was just as socially anxious as me. We spent the whole night staring at each other, then quickly looking away when the other person saw. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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We are legion

By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01

Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 20:05

Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML

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By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 21 October 2020 2:45

21st century Ted Bundy. Knock it off with the creepy stuff, dude.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 22 October 2020 18:56

Gross, lol. I guess it's almost a victimless crime but it really suggests a lot of other "pushing boundaries" kind of behavior. Currently harmless, but hilariously creepy.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 21 October 2020 2:45

21st century Ted Bundy. Knock it off with the creepy stuff, dude.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 22 October 2020 18:18

That is so sad and pathetic. What's even more sad and pathetic is that I'll probably start trying that. :(

SJKatt 15

Thursday 22 October 2020 18:56

Gross, lol. I guess it's almost a victimless crime but it really suggests a lot of other "pushing boundaries" kind of behavior. Currently harmless, but hilariously creepy.

Ambrily 27

Thursday 22 October 2020 20:04

Dude, that's creepy af.

icalledhisname 12

Thursday 22 October 2020 21:10

Time for you to get into watching video game live streams or art live streams. It’s not the same, but, there’s a bit of consent there. Streamers play or make art, expecting people to watch and hang out.