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By grlks - 19/02/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML

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By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Not doing well

By walkingdead_1029 - 06/05/2013 06:49 - United States - Peoria

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Throwing it all away

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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Sounds healthy

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Top comments

bobdole 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:32

at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."

elguapo_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 14:14

yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.

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annabanana601 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:31

that is really funny

snippitydiggity 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 8:59

Ryan started the fire

aleex_babiee 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 20:28

amen blackbird.

tellmeastoryplz4 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 1:37

haha. dang! I'm sorry man!

claiiire_fml 17

Friday 20 August 2010 1:00

OP could be a creeper and might have freaked her out.

Godless26 1

Monday 20 September 2010 0:09

boom, headshot...fyl

MegamiKaosu 28

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:30

Also she could be in a state of depression where she feels like she doesn't deserve anyones affection or love.

MegamiKaosu 28

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:39

Wth is wrong with you?.... I don't know what kind of women you know but ALL the women and girls I know like to be treated with respect... and love the opposite treatment...

deadmanp 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:00

oh yeah I told a girl I liked her she told me she liked one of my best friends

IscoreOnU 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:42

maybe she was trying to warn you about getting hurt

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