Cars and Work: No free lunch

No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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By cassiebee - 04/11/2012 14:16 - United States - Morgan

Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

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By Rebecca Palermo - 14/12/2020 11:03

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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By avalanche719 - 26/08/2010 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By joanikens - 14/11/2016 07:20

Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:28

Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.

ehon82 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:33

F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.

Comments

robocop1969 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:00

How dumb are all of you? A "high five" is when a woman is getting it doggy style from one guy and giving oral to another at the same time. The two men are facing each other and can "high five" while having their fun. Surely she knew this, judging by his comment that she got a disgusted look on her face. He probably knows it too and asked for a" high five" for that very reason.

cheeter 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:07

hahaah nice. well he ment a open hand slap onto his palm. that's what we non kinky freaks call a "high 5"

banana2022 4

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:49

How dumb are YOU? There was only on guy in the scenario, whereas in your idiotic little "high 5", there is two men and a woman and the men high 5. When did a high 5 become that stupid shit you just described? Right: never. Anyways, even if a high 5 meant that, he asked her for a high 5, not to do her from behind with another guy. If you could grow a brain, I would seriously recommend it.

angelofsaturn 23

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:55

#73 I thought that was called the Eiffel Tower.

Someday_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:42

And she is the reason people dont do nice things for others anymore. What a high & mighty she must THINK she is.

guynemeth 0

Friday 21 August 2009 19:26

"How dumb are all of you? A "high five" is when a woman is getting it doggy style from one guy and giving oral to another at the same time. The two men are facing each other and can "high five" while having their fun. Surely she knew this, judging by his comment that she got a disgusted look on her face. He probably knows it too and asked for a" high five" for that very reason." What you are describing is called a "Wobbly H"

lucidpattern 6

Thursday 10 January 2013 21:04

The ****? I've never ******* heard of that. And anyone who would think of the sexual position before thinking of a regular ol' high five is probably a nasty ***** anyway. Or at least has sex on the mind.

Than_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:34

Well, no good deed goes unpunished. Don't sweat it though , some ppl just like having logs up their asses.

markrrrrr 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:53

What the hell? Why a highfive? Weirdo. o.O

k99 5

Friday 22 July 2011 22:27

Sorry man. Nobody can accept people being nice anymore. Oh and contrary to what some dude says, you wren't being perverted. I don't see how the OP is dumb for not knowing a name of a sexual position. Do you people know how many there are, anything could come off perverted to a person with a dirty mind. I'm not one for all 'clean, purity' crap just, a high five CAN mean a high five. It's slang and people have to chose how to inter prate it. Granted most people think both men are creepy but you seem nice. Sorry again

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 13 January 2012 4:01

YDI for not just doing your job. It isn't in your job description to give anyone free parking, so you shouldn't have even offered. What, was she some sexy woman you thought you'd get lucky with if you gave her free parking? How shallow. Or were you really that lazy that you couldn't do the paperwork? Whatever your excuses, you should have just done your job and left it at that. I'm glad the woman turned you down. People are desperate for jobs these days, yet you have one and are too lazy to do it properly. That's sickening.

lucidpattern 6

Thursday 10 January 2013 21:02

dude, you have obviously never had a service job of any kind. He just didn't want to have to redo a bunch of crap for one car, and thought it'd be nice for both of them if he just let her pass for free. The woman was a snob for not just recognizing the human decency. She didn't have to high five him, but she could have politely declined and been nice and just accepted the kindness. Every time a man is nice to you doesn't mean he thinks he's gonna get to **** you. Get over yourself, jesus.