No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.

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ehon82 3

F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.

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pixiee_fml 0

naw, bless you. whatta bitch, but i doubt she's english; we're all nice, really ;)

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xxviii28 0

wow PWND! seriously though, what a *****! you are like the monopoly guy giving out free parking. she now cannot pass go or collect $200 and must go directly to jail

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papertigers_fml 0

for some reason, i think she doesn't know what a high five is..

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butterfly141989 0

no good deed goes unpunished

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doc_who 0

I'm not entirely sure what's going on in this FML but you sound like a creeper so YDI.

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JdotTdot 0

YDI for being a creeper. You should know better than to try to be nice to people these days.

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zombie_pie 0

When I read this, I imagined that she was Angela from The Office.

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Rydizzle 0

shit that would have made my day if I got free parking.

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TysonFawlay 0

Haha, I can only imagine a mong saying that. YDI for being retarded and mongoloid, cumstain.

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australocat 0

OP, sounds like you're a playful kind of person. Way to go--her loss for being uptight.

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