Pregnancy and Love: Nice try, Sharon

Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - 10/07/2014 17:52 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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NandaPanda 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:55

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

titandesu 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:56

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

Comments

Saikon1357 25

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:14

Good friend you've got there OP. It's nice to see such people still exist. Sorry about your crazy ex though, definitely gonna want to avoid that.

jessandadi 4

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:14

She may be a psycho BUT you CAN actually get pregnant on your period! Make her go to a doc and let you come!

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 11 July 2014 1:11

why do this many people have do idea what's going on.

Lil_Red777 21

Friday 11 July 2014 1:35

Because you can get pregnant on your period. I would know it happened to me.

ZorroRooster 19

Friday 11 July 2014 5:00

Let him come? She did that already. That's how pregnancy happens.

kerbear1232 16

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:16

If she ends up going and getting pregnant with some guy just to make you believe it's yours, have her take a paternity test when the baby is born. Otherwise, she is just a psychotic and desperate bitch.

annie_nk 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:19

Psycho hose beast.

ghostsoul21 12

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:20

I know she didn't get pregnant.. I'm under the assumption he'll have sex again and the girl might be on her period.. He made it sound like he thought she couldn't get pregnant if she were on her period.. So for the future he should always wear protection

conaidws 7

Friday 11 July 2014 0:00

He was saying that he felt there is no way she could be pregnant being that she was having her period when he broke up with her, not when they had sex.

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 11 July 2014 1:16

you've wrongly assumed, dear. this is nothing about having sex while menstruating.

LisaDay 14

Friday 11 July 2014 20:15

If you read it, she was not on her period when they had sex. She was on her period when they broke up. Reading comprehension must not be you're strong suit.

acerredrum 23

Friday 11 July 2014 23:18

Reading comprehension may not be her strong suit but you can also have your period, or at least bleeding that looks like your period, while you are pregnant. So her having a period is not an indication that she is not pregnant. (Though obviously the fake pregnancy test is.)

driinkbleach 18

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:37

May I just mention this is the only time I've ever seen someone use your and you're the wrong way in that context.. maybe writing isn't yours ,but I agree otherwise.