Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

well, he's right I mean u can't get pregnant thru your ass

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DeadOnArrivall 0

its natures condom

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hondachick 0

that blows :D I vote u go get baked and tell him he has to go first

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nicoleanddrake 0

are you doing anal?

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blackrose9219 0

omg i hate men that say that...my theory is u wanna have me in the ass so bad then go screw a man atleast he'll get something out of it lmao

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blackrose9219 0

btw dont do it...ull hate it..it hurts. When he takes it in the ass then he cant judge u for saying no lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Heh, it doesn't hurt if you're doing it right.

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bvbsoldier 0

you know you can still get pregnant from anal

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SnK4evr 0

That is just nasty !!! You should of pulled out the toys and see how he likes it . Im a guy and that is just an exit for me . God gave girls a vag for a reason ! USE IT !! But use it safely !!

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ohyess909 0

good answer which shows you're a goodguy:)

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