Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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Snafuusmc 12

Hmm I guess this passes the ass protocol...

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kritz0 10

lol@ everyone saying to turn it around on him. Anal isn't so bad if he knows what he is doing. Thats assuming he was honest to god NOT being serious in thinking this cannot lead to pregnancy, of course. **** off and DTMFA, definitely not a keeper....definitely not smart either if he thinks this will avoid you getting pregnant. What a retard. Let me guess, he also tells you he's allergic to latex and/or condoms feel "unnatural" and refuses to use them. Bahahahahaha.

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lmaoatall 6

and that's when you pull out your giant strap on and tell him well if that's the way you want it, now bend the **** over and take it like a man

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mayo21 0

bring along a toy and shove it up his bum, that way you both get to experience the "pleasure"

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Les27 0

Thats nothing but an amazing answer

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pfunk129 1

makes complete sense to me. he's a wise man and a keeper .

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Easyaccess 0

yeah... backdoor it is....lol

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