Allergies and Health: News to me

News to me

By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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Juicy

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 18:00

Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML

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By leaftheerickson - 21/10/2012 10:31 - United States - Bohemia

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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By ava_henryy - 30/04/2013 08:04 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By those_allergies - 12/05/2013 05:20 - United States - Bend

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By Itchy - 28/02/2017 18:00

Today, I found out I'm allergic to soil, pollen, dust, mold, the colors green, yellow, orange, black and grey, most metals, wood, carpet, drywall, most hygiene and beauty products, and plastic. Basically, I was told to avoid the entire planet and everything man-made. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 22:31 - United States - Malden

Today, my idiot neighbor decided the best way to dispose of the poison ivy in his yard was to pile it all up and burn it. I'm severely allergic. It was so bad that one of my eyes is still swollen half shut. FML

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dasquezar 3

Monday 29 April 2013 9:09

At least you'll die in a house with pretty trees

akiahara 14

Monday 29 April 2013 9:09

Life needs an undo button.

Comments

conholio33 28

Monday 29 April 2013 10:28

Sorry to hear that OP guess you have to move again

chuka81 27

Monday 29 April 2013 10:33

Guess you are moving. FYL

amykins11 6

Monday 29 April 2013 10:47

I'm assuming they just started blooming... That really sucks...hopefully if you remove the trees from your lawn Benadryl will allow you to make it through the spring

allliseee 8

Monday 29 April 2013 11:18

lucky for you, they got meds.

pandaeatworld 5

Monday 29 April 2013 11:20

You... Brought... It? No.

PaulieXP 16

Monday 29 April 2013 11:48

Damn. Hope you never piss off the Kuchiki clan or you're screwed haha...

Fluffydemise 18

Monday 29 April 2013 12:17

You sir, need a chainsaw and some determination. Get off the Internet and go murder some trees.

sarcasmOffended 14

Monday 29 April 2013 12:21

Ouch! That sucks... atleast you have a pretty neighborhood to admire during spring. Cherry blossoms are very beautiful!

l23VIVE 17

Monday 29 April 2013 13:13

Anyone else see the typo?

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 29 April 2013 13:35

Typo, and unnecessary capitalization. When I first read "Cherry Blossoms" I assumed it meant the cherry filled chocolates called that, because that would be capitalized. Cherry blossom trees, however, should not be.