Never enough

By badenoughflowers - 14/01/2013 15:47 - United States - Ben Wheeler

Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
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transcedental 18

Somehow.. I.. just wanna give you a hug. Sorry that she didn't appreciate your gesture ;/

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clarke7792 6

sometimes i think being single is nice... my camaro never back sasses me.

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greysfox 6

She doesn't deserve you. If my man gave me flowers, even once, I would be over the moon. He's an awesome husband and provider, and my match in all things loverly- but not romantic. Now, if you have other defects that she overlooks, you might want to overlook this flaw of hers... But yea.

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miura_fml 17

She should be happy she got any flowers at all.

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DriAA7 17

And that's when you loudly exclaim, "how did you get that gun into the airport?"

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spicedream 8

if that was your girlfriend speaking, dump her; she's a snobby ****. if it was her parents, lol poor you.

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Cupcake040 17

Don't get you flowers ever again....now that valentines day is coming up she'll appreciate the nice thing you did in the first place!!! Even if you only got her one daisy it's the thought that counts.....

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kredd91 11

She is lucky she got any flowers at all. What a bitch.

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