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By someone - 29/07/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

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You deserved it 5 381

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 222

By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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You deserved it 5 267

By Alexismaria - 23/10/2014 20:05 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 192

You deserved it 3 760

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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You deserved it 59 933

I like big butts and I cannot lie

By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML

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You deserved it 253

Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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You deserved it 1 140

Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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You deserved it 37 573

By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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You deserved it 5 806

Jarvo_666 6

Friday 29 July 2011 23:14

Some acid will get that image right off. :)

sandwichmaterial 5

Friday 29 July 2011 23:17

me gusta.

Comments

Iwashere12345 0

Friday 29 July 2011 23:17

just wondering, why did you look there?? O_o

Hayman68 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:45

I'm wondering why OP said gods. There is only one God.

samsea 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:51

thats what you think

hcs4life21 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:56

oh here we go again...

saksxalmo 20

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:59

Silly theists. not only are you sure in the existence of a supernatural being, you're also confident in your ability to count said being? Where did you get that number by the way, an old book? Tsk Tsk. The OPs guess is just as valid as yours. Even though everyone knows there is no god anyway. ;)

hcs4life21 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:01

108 - stop while you're ahead

koolkat27 13

Monday 1 August 2011 0:24

ah.. here goes the arrogant atheist talk again. smh

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 25 September 2012 1:54

Because old men's balls swinging like a pendulum are like car wrecks. You don't really wanna see all the nastiness but you can't look away.

Yellow_Fish79 11

Friday 29 July 2011 23:17

Wow. Just. Wow. The decency of some people.

VeeBee9332 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:38

What decency? That man obviously threw his out the window, or has a very skewed sense of decency...I'm betting on the former. that old guy must be old to just NOT give a shit...