My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 835
You deserved it 5 272
Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

vikky538 28

that's an awkward moment ...if he is a gentleman then I don't think he would be disgusted by that..and still be interested to go out with you..

5 0
todlich 4

I'd have laughed and continued to ask you out. Farts are funny and a normal bodily function.

5 0
Brandi_Faith 33

What amazes me is that it is a completely normal bodily function that has happened since the beginning of time and yet people still find it funny and embarrassing. You'd think after all this time it would just be a normal thing that no one reacts to.

3 1
RedPillSucks 31

Because it stinks. Bowel movements are natural also, but I wouldn't want to do that in front of anyone.

0 0
lulinator 40

This needs a "what happened next" follow up from the OP.

4 0
Airborn0280 18

Your butt said YES!

5 0
cookie1207 19

Ok. Was he still there when u farted and if yes.. Are you still going out?

0 0
cartedor 18

OP needs to come back and tell us what happens, people, please you guys need to finish your stories. this is not acceptable

3 0
hk1998 8

For some reason I feel that if a girl did that while I was asking her out, I'd feel a lot more attracted to her

2 0