My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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klisterable 18

I'm kind of waiting for an FML about a guy who asks a girl out, but all she does is fart...

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kenyrabit 25

"...She looked embarrassed, so I farted a happy response. Then, she just looked at me in disgust and walked away. FML"

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worldclassrager 39

That doesn't really change much I don't think it would it happens as long as he doesn't say never mind you're clear

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LarissaT18 18

Maybe it was a sign...

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Zebediabolical 39

This makes very little sense to me. OP is worried about farting after apparently ******** her pants. I thought I might be wrong as to the definition of 'bowel movement' and that it might just be a local colloquial saying for pooping, but the online dictionaries all agree with me and don't mention anything about farting or rumbling. Just pooping and the results from it. Just sayin'.

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BananaaBread 13

Could have pooped her pants, and then farted, or even both at the same time.:b Either way, it still sucks lol

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Brandi_Faith 33

I imagine she just meant bowel issues or bowel trouble. I highly doubt she crapped her pants but was only worried about the fart. Unless of course the crapping her pants in front of people is a regular occurrence but the farting is not. We'd probably have a very different fml on our hands if she had an actual bowel movement. Lol

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tashinaherne 11

I'm pretty sure she meant movement in bowels.. :)

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amisenho 11

In that case, she probably would've said "sharted" instead of "farted".

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mysteryguy3039 33

I would love to hear the follow-up for this FML

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