Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
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bobbybill0519 7

One does not simply refuse a *******

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melij99 5

You may be the first man in history to be called a jerk for refusing a BJ. Congratulations!

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thew_fml 14

just be honest with her, and explain. no need to complicate things, when it is just that simple (and then stop turning down BJs)

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Ugi 26

Sounds like you are fairly new to this and that you are both going a bit too fast. No shame in that, but maybe talk to her about it and spend a bit more time together and get a bit more comfortable before you go too far.

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ElricMustang 23

To be honest, I would be the same way. I always put her before me, and I feel bad if she does something for me first, because I'm scared we won't have enough time for her. Maybe OP and I don't have the same intentions, but that's ho I feel.

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RedPillSucks 31

I agree with your sentiment in general, as I've done the same thing, but I'm curious about "wont have time for her". How long do you think a ******** will last? Do you have that much stamina that her jaws will start hurting before you cum?

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ElricMustang 23

No, it's not that. Just that if something were to happen after I was done, like we had to do something else suddenly, I would feel guilty, as if I have to owe them. I mean, she offers to, and she likes to do it to me, but I still feel like I want to for her first just in case.

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WritingWrongs 8

I have not and will never enjoy a bj... Call me crazy, but it's so uncomfortable and awkward. I also agree with 51's stance.

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Manicpandalove 4

I Understand How She Feels She Wanted To Pleasure Him And He Made It Seem Like She Wasn't Doing A Good Job. She's Probably Thinking "I Was So Bad That He Turned Down My Bj" (Know How She Feels From Experience)

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robert76 5

I understand how your shift key feels. Poor guy.

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doodlecloud 26

I didn't even attempt to read this. Isn't it extra effort to type all those unnecessary capitals?

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tonygar 16

Never turn down a BJ, but go down on her every chance you can. 69 her!

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ElhonnaDS 10

My boyfriend isn't a big fan of BJ's. I have no problem doing it, and he's enjoyed them when they happened, but he says mentally he feels like it's demeaning, and that is kind of a turn off, so he'd rather go straight from taking care of me to sex. So no, you are not the only man in history to turn down a BJ.

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billyw02 5

All I see is "Today, my girlfriend offered to blow me. FML."

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